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James Sterngram is a poet for the Associated Idiots Desiring Enlightenment (Sometimes). AIDE(S) is a prophet-making organization currently boasting roughly seven billion members.

James holds a B.A. in music and a Ph.D. in B.S. He has held two dozen jobs so far in his life. None of them lasted longer than three years, except his most recent book-editing job. In that job, he spent four years trimming the fat from a one-year book-writing project.

James is not linked in to Facebook, MySpace, or... um... LinkedIn. He doesn't have a Twitter account, but he does follow the tweets, chirps, shrieks, croaks, and peeps of the many residents and visitors in his garden.

James currently lives in Florida with his wife, Hope, and their youngest child, The Big, Fat Book of Lies: Help for Hysterical Humans who Hope to Be Happy in Heaven (or Here).